now get this werk

HIIIIIII!!!! I'm SOOOOOO SORRRRYYYYY I'M LATE!!!!!!!! I got on the metro at the right time, early if anything - extra careful, don't want a repeat of last week - I came straight from the doctors - yeah, I'm fine, thanks, no don't worry, oh I know, again! - anyway it just stopped underground for like twenty minutes for no reason! There must have been ANOTHER accident, or another strike? There was nothing I could do! Why don't they TELL you when they're planning one, I checked Twitter, El País, the transport website but THAT'S not been updated since 2011, public transport in this city is sooooooo unreliable, it must be the government/the crisis/the cuts? I just can't BELIEVE I'm late for work AGAIN and I am SO sorry I honestly don't understand how it happened, I will make sure I allow EVEN MORE time for this next time and if you want I will plan and do all your classes for you for ever and ever AMEN: me. to every teacher, every day.

GPOY